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*flies to Brasil to figure out how to get a Brasilian booty*
GUYS NOT ALL BRASILIANS HAVE THIS ASS!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY ASS???? IT IS NOT THIS!!!
don’t say that! believe in your ass!
I wonder what it says of me that my first thought was “That looks wickedly uncomfortable.”
And can she pick at it? Not in front of millions of people she can’t. Her mom could be watching and OH THE SHAME.
Daaaayuuum
Most beautiful place on earth holds the most beautiful women!